WASHINGTON D.C. - In a leak of unprecedented scope and detail, a member of President Trump's inner circle has given Balanced and Fair News exclusive access to one of the most significant leaks of the administration to date, detailing over 50 searches that Donald has entered into Google since the election.
Does Uber Eats deliver White House?
Presidential Sayings for State of Union Speech
Shorter Presidential Sayings for State of Union Speech
Milanea Nude pics
Ivanka nude Pics
Pence family tree
What ever happened to Sean Spicer?
Alexa turn on Fox News
Alexa turn on TV
How to make Alexa work from Google
Best time to Twitter for CNN to cover Tweet
Amazon case of hairspray delivery
Pictures of Trump
Pictures of Trump on Magazine Cover
Pictures of Trump of Magazine Cover Sexy
Kellyanne Conway Age
Definition of collusion
Sentence for treason if guilty
Can President Pardon himself
Rent movie "Nixon"
Best ketchup brand for filet mignon
diet coke lose weight
How to make travel ban
How to make travel ban #2
How to make travel ban #3
How to build the wall instead
Obama birth country
Obama birth country, kenya
Obama birth country, kenya, Alex Jones
Which one is Eric
Get mexico to pay for wall
Get mexico to pay for wall not pesos
Who is John Kelly guy
What is a Chief of Staff
Hillary Clinton emails
Hillary Clinton emails Fox News
Michael Wolff Fire and Fury order
Michael Wolff Fire and Fury how many pages
Michael Wolff Fire and Fury audiobook
Michael Wolff Fire and Fury movie?
Michael Wolff Fire and Fury Summary
Why protest about Trump?
George Soros pays protesters
Mitch McConnell Turtle
Pictures of Turtles
I like Turtles kid
Charlie Bit my Finger
Normal for wife to sleep in another room?
Stormy Daniels porn
These shocking search terms have been both confirmed by our source and the fact that this is normal now and not a single one of these is all that surprising on its own.
Editor's note: After lots of research, apparently Kellyanne Conway is only 51 years old even though most common sense and gut judgements would suggest otherwise.
WASHINGTON D.C - A new study released today found that the gender pay gap found in the corporate hierarchies of America also exist in the underground, backdoor meetings in Washington. The report reveals that when paid off by a politician to cover up an illicit affair, female porn stars only receive a fraction of hush money that their male peers get when trying to silence a potential career ruining incident.
It was recently revealed that actress Stormy Daniels was paid hush money by the Trump campaign to keep her quiet about an alleged affair the two had just months after his last child was born. The settlement was for $130,000, a mere 70% of the nearly $190,000 that famous gay porn star Dallas Steele was paid to stay quiet about his alleged affair with Vice President Mike Pence.
"Frankly, this is disgusting and a shameful mark on the industry," said Brett Hall, Pornhub's Vice President of Product, "Our actresses don't come into work and spend hours working on their hands and knees to get screwed like this. Isn't it enough that they are getting screwed in the videos?"
Furthermore, the study revealed that the average porn actress has to work twice as hard as the male stars, faking three times as many orgasms and spending many more hours washing stubborn byproducts of filming from their hair after a scene, all for lower hush money pay. "I just wish we could live in a world where cheating on your wife with a female porn star was just as damaging to your career as sleeping with a male star," argued Stormy Daniels, "It just hurts me to think that if I had a penis, this wouldn't be the fifth story in the news cycle and finally Trump would have to answer for something."
CULVER CITY, CA - Exhausted and exasperated Morning Edition host Ari Shapiro, said the word "shithole" on the radio for the 16th time last week, signifying a shift in radio ethics not breached since NPR hosts had to utter the word "pussy" on the air to do their job and report the things the President of the United States says. Although it was a bleak week for public radio, it was a milestone in the life of the honored word, Shithole. Before Trump's disparaging remarks about immigrants wanting to emigrate to the United States from African countries, the word was considered too taboo for the mainstream media and especially radio. Since the comment though, Shithole has seen both major spikes in use and has been welcomed into the "Trump Made NPR Say This Awful Word" Hall of Fame. "Frankly, I'm honored the President used me, things have been really going well for me," said Shithole when asked for comment. Shithole went on to clarify, "I am really part of the vernacular now! I've made appearances on CNN, NPR, Fox, hell even on PBS. Pussy and I are really enjoying the elite status among swear words, and we keep telling all the others, not too worry, it'll only be a matter of time before Trump brings you into the spotlight. My money is on the N-word next, but isn't that obvious?"
Hosts of various NPR shows are currently looking to hire African American hosts in preparation for the inevitable.