Democrats Push Forward Bold Ideas On How To Beat Trump, Tackle Gun Policy And Fix That Hot Mic

MIAMI, FLORIDA - As the first ten Democratic Presidential contenders took the stage Wednesday to tackle the issues facing America, they debated relentlessly calling each other out on differences until they were unified by the hatred they had for the hot mic that was stealing their precious air time.

During the impromptu commercial break to fix the technical issue the candidates banded together to find and neutralize the threat.

Despite debating each other all evening they all agreed they hated anyone or anything that forbid them to continue to have their time on national television to speak to the American people before they lost the nomination to someone from the "real" debate night.