Donald Trump Sees Shadow, Calls For Six More Weeks Of Quarantine

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Donald Trump emerged from the White House this week after spending two months in the White House on lockdown and noticed his shadow in the Rose Garden.

Frightened by the intimidating shape of his gargantuan shadow, the President shuffled back indoors to the safety of this television with the Fox News logo burned into the corner of the screen.

Minutes later, he tweeted that the quarantine would continue for another six weeks, and that is was former President Obama's fault.

Story Idea by Emily Perkins