Instagram And WhatsApp Crash After Zuckerberg Accidently Unplugs Server To Recharge His Android Body

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Famed CEO and human-look-alike Mark Zuckerberg accidentally caused a worldwide outage of the popular apps Instagram and WhatsApp after he mistakenly unplugged the main server at the Facebook HQ to recharge the humanoid android body he uses to communicate with the homo sapiens of Earth.



At the time of press, the apps were still out and when reached for comment Zuckerberg had this to say, "01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100111 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100110 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01100100 00101110"

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